Mobile Phone News

23
Jul

Great Moments In Product Placement : Nokia Phones

By Ernest Doku

Fresh from the news of Nokia’s Tube phone in the Dark Knight (which they vehemently denied of course), we thought it only right to start this new feature with the company that turned selling stuff into an art form.

Nokia’s presence in today’s music videos is unparalleled, and their occasional moments in the cinematic spotlight have been equally memorable. Say what you like about innovation, but the way in which Nokia leaks info on a new handset is far cooler than “OMG I gotz da new W950i!” on an unofficial blog site, or such blatant product insertion that it brings the whole experience down (’Sony Presents: Casino Royale’).

Join us for some of the best Nokia cameos, complete with timecodes in a handy ‘Mr. Skin’ fashion to ensure that you can get to the best bits without too much filler…

1. Pharrell - That Girl feat. Snoop Dogg

One of the most impressive cameos of all time, where not only is the twisty multimedia-based Nokia N93i integral throughout, but they even manage to open the entire video with the Nokia ringtone. Truly it is the Citizen Kane of product placement. Pretty sure that’s not the real user interface though…

Money Moment : Take Your Pick!

Check after the jump for some less subtle moments…

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22
Jul

Get Me A Mobile Phone, Stat!

By Ernest Doku

Both Nokia and Apple have realised the importance of a convenient mobile device for the medial profession, with the opportunity to be a genuine aid in tough situations.

The iPhone App Store has plenty of software for budding Doogie Howsers, from a pocket reference guide of anatomical and musculoskeletal flashcards to a mobile Electronic Medical Record to keep track of whether it was Mr. Jones or Mrs. Smith with gout.

The Netter Guides from Modality give students the chance to get shot of those 1000-plus page dusty tomes, allowing close study of physiology to be done anywhere. Flicking through bone and sinew, pinching and twisting blood vessel images on the iPhone screen, the active nature of navigation and the quiz and study functions makes this app invaluable to medical students.

iChart EMR, on the other hand, turns your iPhone into a digital assistant, allowing medical staff to manage patient history on their iPhone. Designed with help from doctors, the software allows the administering of prescriptions, writing up operating procedures, organising lab tests, and all the data can be synced back to the PC for writing up official reports. Just what a 21st Century doc needs to move toward a paperless hospital.

Of course, doctors and patients would have no idea what you were tapping away on the iPhone. Could be updating your Facebook status, Wi-Fi Texas Holdem with Dr. Kostner and Fred in Accounts…

Super Monkey Ball in your white coat and stethoscope to unwind after a tough day, and everyone would think you were deep in medical diagnosis. All you would need to do is play it with a furrowed brow and concerned expression. Pretty much the same expression as normal, that game is annoying.

These apps are admittedly great, but come with price tags to match. The Netter Guides, of which there are three, cost £23.99 each. iChart is easily the most practical as well as expensive item on the entire App Store, at £79.99. Also, some are unhappy with the amount of “ER” terminology in this software, with very little thought gone into British convention and protocol. Ouch. But I guess they are going to be doctors if they aren’t already. They’re good for the money.

As for the future of mobile medicine, Nokia has made steps to involve the mobile telephone in the diagnosis of illnesses in remote or developing areas of the world. Electric Pig reports that Nokia’s R&D have already been doing research on methods of transmitting important medical information to a handset, allowing otherwise unskilled bystanders to perform first aid that could save lives.

Even with a detailed set of Netter notes on an iPhone, performing complex and potentially harmful body poking at the scene of an accident may not be the best course of action. Can mobile phones help or hinder the work of medical professionals? Finishing Trauma Center on the DS does not a surgeon make…trust us, we learnt the messy way.

22
Jul

More. iPhone. Accessories!

By Ernest Doku

Yeah, this is totally becoming a regular fixture. So many iPhone accessories, so little time…

Today’s is an offering from automotive giant, Mercedes Benz. Seeing the money that could be made from this lucrative sector, they have put car manufacturing on the back burner to focus on iPhone pouches.

To commemorate their sponsorship of Berlin Fashion Week, they have commissioned 40 Swarovski-crystal emblazoned cases to give away to lucky fashionistas. As gorgeous as they are, the pouch apparently ‘comes alive’ when the iPhone is inserted and the light bounces off the trinkets inside. Except your phone will be off when using the holster, rendering the lovely idea a little useless.

The nail in the coffin is the ‘GLK’ etched artlessly across the pouch in militaristic font. It isn’t the designer’s initials, rather a none too subtle opportunity to market their new ‘compact SUV’ to a fashion conscious audience. Who will neither know or care what a GLK is, as they ride around in carriages made of gold and fuelled by vintage wine.

Apparently, Kim Cattrall of Sex and the City was driven up to her first Berlin fashion show in this new aggressively shaped 4-door wagon. Not really sure what to do with that information, I think it’s supposed to impress you.

The cradle will be released alongside the £35,000 Chelsea tractor around October time. In shops. For rich people to buy. It looks like one of those random items in a celeb basket for hosting an awards show. Really pointless extravagances like jewel encrusted mobile phones or goat’s milk shampoo that they leave in the toilet at the after party or give to the housekeeper.

We want one!

Source: Cellphone Hits

10
Jul

Omio’s Top Phone Moments In Cinema

By Ernest Doku

Movies are awesome. Omio thinks phones are awesome. Witness as we combine the two in a feature highlighting the best phone-related bits in movies! Yeah, we cheated a bit as they do not all contain mobile phones…but some of them do. Check them if you don’t believe us.

Scream

What’s It About, Then?

Scream take its place in movie history for revitalizing the slasher genre, and also for the most red herrings and messing with an increasingly savvy and jaded audience. Taking all the horror movie conventions and cutting them to ribbons, Scream ushered in a new era of clever self-referential cinema, which was fun until every damn film decided to do the same. There was Drew Barrymore in 1996, leading lady on the comeback trail, centre stage on the movie poster, mouthpiece at all the press junkets, only end up hanging from a tree in the first five minutes. Genius. Oh, spoiler.

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It’s Good To Talk Moment

Why this scene goes down in telephony history is the dialogue between her character Casey and the killer. The movie opens on a shot of the phone, and ratchets up the tension as the caller reveals his shady intentions. As the tone switches from playful to menacing to deadly, the whole nature of the caller’s anonymity allows the audience to remain as scared as Casey through every stage of the conversation, popcorn rising along with the audience’s heart rate. Then the porch lights come on…

How It Would Work In Real Life

Trust me, girls don’t play when you call them with heavy breathing and cryptic jive. Creep around in a lady’s back garden and she would be exercising her Second Amendment right all over your Halloween-caped ass before the first witty retort could be uttered into that voice changer. Hell, you could be delivering an aid package of unicorns and sweets in broad daylight and she’d still cricket bat you Shaun of the Dead style. Women seem to get tetchy about the whole ‘stalking/threatening to disembowel’ thing. Go figure.

More follows…

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20
Jun

I Miss My Swiss Bees (And My Swiss Bees Misses Me)

By MattyB

Beehave!

When I think of Switzerland, I think of Heidi, William Tell and Ursula Andress, but not bees. However, the Swiss government is currently buzzing (!!) about an apiaceous apaetesis!

Apparently, mobile phones have taken over as one of the most likely causes of the sharp decline in the bee population of Switzerland. Wireless signals are alleged to scramble a bee’s internal sense of direction. The government are considering this to be a “national ecological crisis.”

I consider it a Mother Nature’s payback for Jerry Seinfeld’s ‘Bee Movie’.

PS: ‘Bee Movie’ was still better than Michael Caine’s ‘The Swarm’ but I can’t remember if that was about bees or wasps and I’m guessing only about 19 people would remember it.

18
Jun

Omio Loves Free Mobile Phone Stuff

By Kate Crowley

Free Stuff
It’s no secret that mobile phone deals companies will sell you their firstborn if it means you’ll sign up with them. This is bad news if you’re one of those people who stick to the same phone, provider and price plan for your whole life, emerging from your shack only to growl at the sun and shake your fist at the neighbourhood children. If, like me, you’re a freebie-guzzling whore, take the companies for all that they’re worth. Believe me, once those bills start falling on your doormat, you’ll kick yourself if you didn’t. Here’s Omio’s list of great free things you can get with your phone or for your phone.

Free Pay-As-You-Go SIMs

Free SIMs are old news, but free SIMs with other free stuff bolted on top like some kind of free SIM orgy? Now that’s something worth writing about! O2 is offering a free SIM pack on their website. All you have to do is top up £10 a month for 300 free texts, or £30 a month for unlimited free texts.

Orange saw O2’s free SIM offer and raised it. Their free SIMs give you free texts, free evening and weekend calls, free internet access and a whole host of other great things when you top-up. Sign up for one of them here. Plus, you can take advantage of the cinematically-joyful Orange Wednesdays.

Free Champagne

Far be it for us to encourage alcohol consumption, but a free bottle of pink Moet champagne to toast the arrival of a pink Motorola U9 doesn’t sound too shabby. Definitely one of the more unusual free gifts you can get with a phone.

Nintendo Wii

If you haven’t managed to get your hands on one of these, now could be the perfect time to secure yourself a free Nintendo Wii from Dial-a-phone. All you have to do is sign yourself up for an 18-month contract that costs more than £26 a month. A new phone and the chance to lose your social life to Mario Kart? Ambassador you are really spoiling us.

PlayStation 3

If you are in the ‘Nintendo Wiis are for wimps” camp (AKA the ‘wrong’ camp) then maybe this offer will be more to your liking. Get a Sony Ericsson W380i from Carphone Warehouse and you’ll get a free Playstation 3 alongside your 18-month, £35/month, T-Mobile Flext tariff. Just think - GTA IV…. Gears Of War 4…

Free Laptop

Another offer from those generous sods at the Carphone Warehouse. You’ll get a free Acer Aspire 5315 laptop when you buy one of a selection of fine phones on a pay monthly contract. This laptop will set you back around £300 in the shops, so this is an offer worth investigating.

Free TV

Mobiles2YourDoor is offering you, the lucky reader, a free TV. Yes folks, you could be the proud owner of a free 32-inch Mirai LCD TV. No, I haven’t heard of Mirai either.

Free Stuff: A Retrospective

This is just the tip of the freebie iceberg. If you’re a savvy shopper you could nab yourself an iPod, a Nintendo DS, a Sony PSP or, if you’re really lucky, a hands-free kit.

23
Apr

Sony BMG joins Nokia’s ‘Comes with Music’

By Peter Ross


In December 2007 Nokia announced ‘Comes with Music’, an innovative idea that realises the potential for music downloads on a mobile device. When you buy a Nokia device from the ‘Comes with Music’ range you’ll get a whole year’s unlimited access to millions of tracks from the world’s best artists. You can download these tracks to a phone like the N95 or a computer through the Nokia music store. ‘Comes with Music’ will be launched in the second half of 2008.

Sony BMG has just announced that have joined Nokia’s ‘Comes with Music’. With Sony BMG on board, Nokia users can have access to their amazing range of artists and bands from Bob Dylan, Mark Ronson, the Ting Tings and Michael Jackson. I simply can’t wait!

Source: Slash Phone

18
Apr

Six Alternative Hands Free Kits

By Kate Crowley

Hands free kits are very useful pieces of kit, but you can’t tell who’s crazy anymore. Back in the day, anyone having an animated discussion with themselves was probably reacting badly to their methadone. Nowadays they’re just making a business deal. Bluetooth ear pieces make white van drivers and taxi drivers think they’re living in the future. No, you’re not Tom Cruise in Minority Report, you’re delivering furniture.

So anyway, here’s Omio’s selection of alternatives to the basic head set, perfect for all situations. Enjoy.

The Crocodile Dundee


cork hat hands free

A great look for the Crocodile Dundee/Kangaroo fighter. Not only will you repel flies, and the occasional glancing blow from your kangaroo opponent but you will still be able to chat away and maybe pre-empt your hospitalisation by ringing an ambulance.

The Rambo


rambo hands free

You’re trying to liberate Burma, but you’ve got an important call from the electrician. What do you do? Simply tuck your diamante studied pink Motorola in your headband and you don’t even have to put down your anti-aircraft gun when the blighter rings.

The Cleavage


cleavage hands free

You don’t get arms that size by actually lifting or holding a phone. This ingenious crown-wearing specimen has actually bypassed the need, by nestling her phone in her gargantuan cleavage.

The Helicopter


helicopter hands free

Ever wanted to keep the kids entertained, improve your hand-eye co-ordination or look completely demented? If you answered “yes” to any of these then we have just the product for you! The hands-free-kit-attached-to-a-remote-controlled-helicopter (a working title) will ensure that making and receiving calls is difficult, irritating and unsatisfying.

The Facial Hair


moustache hands free

You’re a Flemish Burgher, you’ve spent 10 years growing your ‘tache, now what the hell do you do with it? Well it’s the perfect size for a phone, maybe some pens, even a wet flannel

The Angler Fish


angler fish hands free

If angler fish ever got sick of eating small fry they could perhaps catch a mobile phone user with the latest handset attached to their lure. Judging by the fish’s face, it’s no fan of the LG Shine.

18
Mar

NASA Prepares For Moon Trial

By Kate Crowley

The British National Space Centre and NASA are working towards creating a mobile network on the moon. Apparently the purpose of the network is to allow robots and astronauts to contact Earth more efficiently. But will they be able to send a text at midnight on New Year’s Eve?

Source: Silicon.com