Six Alternative Hands Free Kits

By Kate CrowleycloseAuthor: Kate Crowley Name: Kate Crowley
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About: Kate's interest in mobile phones began when she realised she was supernaturally adept at Snake 2. She was less good at Battleships and, frankly, we shouldn't even mention Pipes.See Authors Posts (206)

Hands free kits are very useful pieces of kit, but you can’t tell who’s crazy anymore. Back in the day, anyone having an animated discussion with themselves was probably reacting badly to their methadone. Nowadays they’re just making a business deal. Bluetooth ear pieces make white van drivers and taxi drivers think they’re living in the future. No, you’re not Tom Cruise in Minority Report, you’re delivering furniture.

So anyway, here’s Omio’s selection of alternatives to the basic head set, perfect for all situations. Enjoy.

The Crocodile Dundee

A great look for the Crocodile Dundee/Kangaroo fighter. Not only will you repel flies, and the occasional glancing blow from your kangaroo opponent but you will still be able to chat away and maybe pre-empt your hospitalisation by ringing an ambulance.

The Rambo

You’re trying to liberate Burma, but you’ve got an important call from the electrician. What do you do? Simply tuck your diamante studied pink Motorola in your headband and you don’t even have to put down your anti-aircraft gun when the blighter rings.

The Cleavage

You don’t get arms that size by actually lifting or holding a phone. This ingenious crown-wearing specimen has actually bypassed the need, by nestling her phone in her gargantuan cleavage.

The Helicopter

Ever wanted to keep the kids entertained, improve your hand-eye co-ordination or look completely demented? If you answered “yes” to any of these then we have just the product for you! The hands-free-kit-attached-to-a-remote-controlled-helicopter (a working title) will ensure that making and receiving calls is difficult, irritating and unsatisfying.

The Facial Hair

You’re a Flemish Burgher, you’ve spent 10 years growing your ‘tache, now what the hell do you do with it? Well it’s the perfect size for a phone, maybe some pens, even a wet flannel

The Angler Fish

If angler fish ever got sick of eating small fry they could perhaps catch a mobile phone user with the latest handset attached to their lure. Judging by the fish’s face, it’s no fan of the LG Shine.