Mobile Phone News

18
Mar

Gadgets - The Other Homewrecker

By Kate Crowley

According to a recent study, gadgets are driving couples to sleep separately. Apparently almost one in ten couples sleep in separate beds each night, while a quarter admit to doing so on a regular basis. The Sleep Council (I wonder if they’re hiring…) believes that this is partly due to the fact that bedrooms are increasingly seen as a communications hub, rather than just a room with a bed in it.

Eight out of ten people have admitted to using gadgets at bedtime. A third of people make phone calls and a fifth receive texts or emails. Another fifth check social networking sites, play games on their computer or listen to MP3s.

Stupid Study Trivia: One per cent of the study’s male respondents claimed to wear a nightie in bed.

Source: Telegraph

18
Mar

Predictive Text Is Aloney Annoying

By MattyB

If the Brick Lane padding story wasn’t goofy enough for you, here’s another spot of comedy, and this time it’s intentional. Mobile phones haven’t been part of many decent sketches (but have frequently been in some bad ones, largely thanks to Dom Joly) but this Armstrong & Miller piece is perhaps the first do them justice.

18
Mar

Padding Protects Unwary Texters

By Kate Crowley

Pedestrian Protection PaddingI really hope this story is a joke. Apparently a pilot scheme has been launched in Brick Lane to protect pedestrians from injuries caused by walking into lampposts. The area has the highest number of ‘walking and texting’ injuries.

A study carried out by 118 118 found that one in ten people has hurt themselves while focused on their mobile phone screen. In other news, one in ten people are clumsy buffoons.

The charity Living Streets is so concerned that they have teamed up with the directory enquiries service to wrap up the nation’s lampposts. If the Brick Lane pilot scheme is successful then the concept will be rolled out in Birmingham, Manchester and Liverpool.

Source:Yahoo! News

18
Mar

New Release - The Porn Phone

By Kate Crowley

A mother has said that she was “stunned” to discover pornography on a new phone she bought at Woolworths. Sandra Bamlet from Darlington was taking pictures of her dogs (honest) when she stumbled upon the obnoxious images.

The 59-year-old had bought the £39.99 Samsung phone at Woolworths in Northgate, Darlington and was surprised to find it fitted with a SIM card. Samsung have said that they will replace the phone and launch an inquiry into how this terrible tragedy occurred.

Mrs. Bamlet is quoted as saying: “I was stunned, actually. It was just a phone I opened as brand new. I was taking pictures of the dogs and they just came up. I’m not really into mobiles. It was just a little cheap one - I don’t like advanced ones”. Maybe next time she’ll invest in an iPhone.

More information about the nature of the images can be found in this Press Association article. Maybe Samsung have set a precedent and ‘Porn’ will have to become an option on the Offers part of Omio’s Deal Finder.