Shield Of Dreams
Given this blog’s propensity of stories about spying and general civil liberty invasion, you might be right to be something of a raving Harry Caul style paranoiac. But some people are worried about something else: deadly radiation.
Despite almost every study concluding that handset radiation has a negligible effect on humans, there’s always some people who rely on scaremongering to make a quick buck.
Enter PhoneShield to prey on this climate of fear. Asking such loaded questions as “Concerned about your home cordless phone and the children?” and “Concerned about your grandchildren and their mobile phones?”, the Quartz PhoneShield is a simple attachment to stick on the back of your phone (or laptop). As recommended by such visionary forward-thinkers as Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger, it not only “mitigates the biological effects” of phone radiation it’s also harmless if you’re stupid enough to swallow it.
