How to Use iPhone to Impress Women
Here’s an article for any inadequate geeks out there looking to impress a woman with an iPhone. Hang on, surely one glance of your iPhone and any woman will be so confused and baffled by the bright colours and shiny buttons they will just follow you home, like a puzzled magpie. But no, apparently there are 7 ways an iPhone can help you get laid. For example you can showcase your dangerous side with your unlocked iPhone, as the article states, ‘I don’t play by the rules, danger doesn’t scare me, and I have crazy skills you can’t even comprehend.’ Hmmmmm…. You can charm your potential victim girlfriend with the ultimate seduction playlist and some speakers, woo away to the sounds of ‘Lady in Red’, ‘Baker St’ and ‘Careless Whisper’ and she’s yours. The article offers another powerful insight into the female psyche with ‘Women like men with money and ambition’ which you can reveal through using the stocks and shares widget on the iPhone.
If you are considering any of these tactics I suggest the simplest way to use your iPhone to find a woman is to ring up your local neighbourhood massage palour and arrange an appointment.
Source:Peoplejam
I’ve always found that girls love having their vocabulary corrected, as well as being proven wrong about geographical co-ordinates.